Vagina? Check! Asshole? Assolutely! Watering mouth hole? Why not! The game confirms what we’ve always known as gamers but have never been able to experience: manipulating women is easy as a click of a button when you’re a black dude with a 12-inch hard on.īonetown features cartoonish depictions of Native reservations, Hispanic slums, and trailer parks that bring some much needed levity. More recently, Pandemic Studios revealed the possibilities of boob DLC, but D-Dub leap frog a couple years and give the player the full package. Up into this point in gaming we have only seen a “side boob” courtesy of the visionaries at Quantic Dream and Bioware. Even better, you get to bone with them!Īfter waking up on a beach, resembling that iconic epilogue of 2001’s Ico, the player finds himself at the whim of a succulent, hourglass shaped Cindy. The game lets you befriend pygmies, Native Americans, Mormons, and Mexicans. Bonetown is far from a self-serving bump-n-grind, as it encompasses a large world full of diverse characters who represent America’s minorities that are rarely featured in video games.
I know I’ve had my troubles (haven’t we all?) With Bonetown, D-Dub Software aim to make a game about your balls, at least the game’s opening monologue tells you as much. For too long gamers have had to juggle masturbation and gaming–in this hectic economy, it’s simply too big of a risk to jerk at work.
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